That’s Entertainment
It’s Saturday night; what to do with our time?
We have five hours to rest and unwind,
We need entertainment to lift up our spirits!
If you’ve got a suggestion, I’m ready to hear it.
Let’s see a movie!
What will it be?
Batman or Brave, Madagascar 3?
Widescreen or IMAX or maybe 3D?
Or stop by the Red Box for a DVD?
Or HBO, Cinemax, Starz or Showtime?
Or download from Netflix—it takes really no time.
On-Demand, Apple, Hulu or Vudu?
But get it in HD, no matter what you do.
We’ve seen all of these, let’s check out TV.
With 400 channels there’s something to see.
Click-No-Click-No-Click--who would-a thunk?
With 400 channels there’s nothing but junk?
We could play a game, on X-Box or Wii,
We’ve got PlayStation, Nintendo, Gaikai and PC.
That new fighting game cost us big bucks,
And we could try it out, but we lost the nunchucks.
We could listen to music on iPod or Zune,
On our wireless speakers that fill up the room!
We’ve got 10,000 songs that cost 99 cents.
If we start listening now we’ll be finished by Lent.
We’ve got videos, too, that cost 1-99,
And we’ve got quite a few, and we watched them one time,
We could stream them live to our Wi-Fi TV,
But I don’t know how; the TV’s smarter than me.
Let’s just relax and read a good book,
I’ve got all the best sellers on Kindle and Nook,
I’ve got some on iPad, some soft-back, some hard,
And enough magazines to cover the yard.
But first let’s check Facebook and Twitter and Pinterest,
There usually something there of great interest,
Like dancing Chihuahuas, or nice juicy tidbits,
About Obama, or Romney or some other nitwits.
Alas our beautiful evening has waned,
As we wondered how best to be entertained.
Reality strikes like a dissonant chord,
Too much entertainment makes us all too-much bored.
